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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://www.arcamax.com/weirdnews/s-692275-288283?source=1930"  target="_blank">Students asked to have quieter sex</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on February 09, 2010 07:58:59 pm</span>');
document.write('<br />The student union at Cambridge University\'s Newnham College said it sent the e-mail to all undergrads Tuesday after receiving 30 complaints about late-night noises in the residence halls, the Daily Mail reported Thursday.');
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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://www.arcamax.com/weirdnews/s-692276-662189?source=1930"  target="_blank">Judge upholds toilet planter charge</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on February 09, 2010 07:58:59 pm</span>');
document.write('<br />McHenry County Judge Michael Caldwell Wednesday upheld the nuisance ordinance charge against Tina Asmus of Lakemoor despite her lawyer\'s protests that the unusual planters are a form of constitutionally protected artistic expression, the Arlington Heights (Ill.) Daily Herald reported Thursday.');
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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://www.arcamax.com/weirdnews/s-692277-130024?source=1930"  target="_blank">Drugs found in melon at jail</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on February 09, 2010 07:58:59 pm</span>');
document.write('<br />Chelan County Regional Justice Center officers said workers at a Plaza Super Jet store in Wenatchee called the jail Monday and said security cameras recorded two women placing the melon with surplus food that had been sent to the facility\'s kitchen to be served to prisoners and detainees, the Wenatchee (Wash.) World reported Thursday.');
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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://www.arcamax.com/weirdnews/s-692278-886961?source=1930"  target="_blank">Police: Suspect impersonated Paul Simon</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on February 09, 2010 07:58:59 pm</span>');
document.write('<br />Police sources said Rafael Ramos, 54, attempted to withdraw $4,300 from Simon\'s account at a Citibank branch Wednesday using the recording artist\'s name, bank account number and Social Security number, the New York Post reported Thursday.');
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document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on February 09, 2010 07:58:59 pm</span>');
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